The bubble collecting snailfish, Gastropiscies Polyova, is a rare (in)vertebrate known for its unusual shell and habit of collecting bubbles of oxygen for use in anoxic environments, where it can forage with impunity. The shells of this fish are highly valued in traditional medicine as a thoroughly stupid way to cure anything. (The shell is dried, crushed, mixed with weasel grease and smeared on the patients elbow.) This has lead to massive overfishing (And underfishing, side fishing and any other kind of fishing you can think of.)
This creature is not to be confused with the bauble collecting snailfish, a.k.a Paris Hilton.
This creature is not to be confused with the bauble collecting snailfish, a.k.a Paris Hilton.